Best to answer your own Kiss Phone

This little gizmo could redefine how we think about long distance relationships, business trips and the once a year obligatory trip to see family. With a few modifications, things could get kinky real fast.

Jesus, Larry and Sheep

The Sword reports that "Livestock Jesus" won this year's Hunky Jesus contest at the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 30th Anniversary Easter celebration. But we think they just wanted an excuse to post more photos of hot guys with their shirts off. We were there dammit. And although we tweeted about the sheep walking down the hill at Dolores park, we swear to your deity of choice that "Brokeback Jesus" was crowned the winner. Caveat: We were standing kinda far back in the throng and had also had a wee Mary or two to drink.

Bouncing Balls

We heard something about a game being on TV tonight. Apparently women's collegiate basketball is really popular with the girls. So, we decided to run an experiment and twitter our observations. We don't know much about basketball but we do know a great deal about women. Good times.

Oh, feel free to tweet or comment us with your viewing locale of choice or send us photos of girls watching the girls and we'll post them. Maybe.

Feeling Tingy?

it's a rechargeable razor.
it's a waterproof vibrator.
it's a sweet, sweet beacon of truth in an ocean of boring showers.

And for only $99 U.S. buckaroos, the Tinge, this functional little toy, can be yours :) With testimonials from ladies named Nikki, Eileen & Anonymous -- who wouldn't want to give this lil' lady a whirl?

Project Reveal Launch Party & EHarmony is gay gay gay!

We love a good social network party launch, don't you?

Our new friends on Twitter, Project Reveal, are having their SF launch party on Monday, April 20 @ Project One in Potrero. DJ Samala will be spinning tunes starting @ 5pm!

Billing themselves as "the smart social network for lesbians" the Boston-based Project Reveal has fabulous potential! We're looking forward to the meet & greet!

In other social news, did you hear that E-Harmony has opened loving arms to facilitate some old fashioned gay lovin'? Yesterday, they announced a service called Compatible Partners. Planet Out reports:

Like the EHarmony site for heteros, Compatible Partners is for singles seeking "meaningful long-term relationships" and requires participants to fill out a lengthy questionnaire revealing their values, attitudes, personality traits and interests, which the service then uses to deliver matches.

Hmm, is this something we will embrace? There's Craigslist & there's CurveMag's dating site...but are ready to seriously considering dating online? Isn't that what our pretty friends are for? ;)

the season's inaugural Mango & the season of the gala begins

YESSS! If we were a Saturday afternoon, we'd be Mango...or potentially, Bananas, which is obviously the more sensitive fruit ;) What a glorious day to play in the perfect courtyard of El Rio!

The sun helped our pre-gala glow, as Saturday evening we joined our family @ the Soiree 7 gala for the LGBT Center @ SOMA's Terra Gallery. Highlights included a fabulous convo with the amazing Dustin Lance Black, Oscar winning screenwriter for "Milk", performances by Boylesque & Juanita MORE and the most amazing fried macaroni & cheese cubes by Andalu! Congrats to the Center for a fantastic showing and a successful partay ;) Let's the party season begin...

Missy Higgins & Lenka

Why is she so hot?
Why is she so good?
Why can't we be best friends?

Last night we saw Miss Higgins perform her final show of her North American tour @ the legendary Fillmore. We only caught the last song of her opener, Justin Nozuka but were pleased as punch that she introduced us to Lenka, the 2nd most adorable Australian we've ever seen :) Lenka's new album, 'The Show' is part Ingrid Michaelson, part Lily Allen and part block party fun! We're putting the album on repeat and can't stop singing the quirky lyrics of the title track, 'I want my money back/just enjoy the show'!

Check out Lenka's HOT performance on Conan:


And our new favorite Missy tune from a KCRW show, 'Forgive Me':