Best to answer your own Kiss Phone

This little gizmo could redefine how we think about long distance relationships, business trips and the once a year obligatory trip to see family. With a few modifications, things could get kinky real fast.

Jesus, Larry and Sheep

The Sword reports that "Livestock Jesus" won this year's Hunky Jesus contest at the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence 30th Anniversary Easter celebration. But we think they just wanted an excuse to post more photos of hot guys with their shirts off. We were there dammit. And although we tweeted about the sheep walking down the hill at Dolores park, we swear to your deity of choice that "Brokeback Jesus" was crowned the winner. Caveat: We were standing kinda far back in the throng and had also had a wee Mary or two to drink.

Bouncing Balls

We heard something about a game being on TV tonight. Apparently women's collegiate basketball is really popular with the girls. So, we decided to run an experiment and twitter our observations. We don't know much about basketball but we do know a great deal about women. Good times.

Oh, feel free to tweet or comment us with your viewing locale of choice or send us photos of girls watching the girls and we'll post them. Maybe.

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